did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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