And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
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