So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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