: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Randomize