i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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