Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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