Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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