To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
its liver damage thursday
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