No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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