READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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