All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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