so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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