i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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