Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Randomize
