i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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