Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
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