Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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