Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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