i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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