I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
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