There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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