Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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