You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
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