dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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