It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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