she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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