You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
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