so that wasnt chicken after all
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
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