After last night, I could never be a politician.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
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