I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Randomize
