I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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