and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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