Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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