sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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