We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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