marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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