I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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