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Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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