: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
ya dads aren't the best wingmen
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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