Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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