i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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