its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Sorry my hands just texted you
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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