I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
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