Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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