I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
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