Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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