don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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