I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
this will be a night to untag.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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