So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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