Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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