Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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