The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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