smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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