They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
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